Why the flying penis from Venus can cure your Monday (and other short stories from the New Yorker)

"I don't like Monday's" quipped Brenda Spencer after committing mass murder. Well nobody does really? 

But if you want to ease the pain in a less pyschopathic way, then can I suggest you read this collection of 8 sci fi stories by the New Yorker?

It will only cost you a few minutes of your time and in return you get to imagine the USA President utter the words "flying penis from Venus".

And if that doesn't work to put a smile on your dial then maybe you should change your name to Bob Geldoff.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/09/14/eight-short-science-fiction-stories